welcome to the island of misfit toys

me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!

me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad

me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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dutchovens:

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

awwwww

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

(Source: mixedheaven, via heyitsernei)