welcome to the island of misfit toys

I choose him over and over again, and he chooses me

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

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officialwhitegirls:

for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

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