welcome to the island of misfit toys

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

(Source: coryinthewhorehouse, via lohanthony)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via lohanthony)

slapping:

buy me pizza and i’ll send you my nudes

(via memoirs-of-detrail)

count-drvcula:

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

I believe everyone was able to effectively do that in their heads

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via memoirs-of-detrail)

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class

teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*