welcome to the island of misfit toys

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via equigum)

whathappensonthebus:

katieplierr:

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO FUCK YOU NO

(Source: padawan--learner, via absurdalondraa69)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

Bisexual Person: I like both!

Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via heyitsernei)