welcome to the island of misfit toys

jamesaleks:

how do u reach such a level of cuteness where people draw you for fun

(via equigum)

irememberxanga:


h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

irememberxanga:

h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

(via peterswebmemhi)

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much

Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via raah-quel)


if a guy said this to me i’d cry




if a girl said this to me i’d cry

if anyone said this to me i’d cry

I cry because nobody says this to me

i cry because i send this to myself 

i laugh because you are funny

if a guy said this to me i’d cry

if a girl said this to me i’d cry

if anyone said this to me i’d cry

I cry because nobody says this to me

i cry because i send this to myself 

i laugh because you are funny

(Source: happywater, via s--hallow)

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo, via equigum)

monicalewinsky1996:

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

(via raah-quel)

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

(Source: infinitive, via durdennn)